Terms and refunds
This page is not a joke. The other one is.
What you are buying
One (1) plain text file, about ninety seconds of reading, delivered immediately after payment as a download. There is no video, no community, no coaching call, and no second part. The page that sells it is a parody of a sales page; the file itself is sincere and is the entire product.
Price
$9 CAD, once, taxes where applicable. The crossed-out $1,997 is a joke about course pricing. Nobody has ever paid $1,997 for this file and nobody ever will.
The countdown and the spots
The countdown on the sales page resets every time the page loads, and the number of remaining spots never changes. Both are part of the parody. Neither one limits your ability to buy the file at the same price at any time.
Refunds
Write to hello@yourlastcourse.store and ask. You will get the full amount back. No form, no exit survey, no reason required, no time limit. Refunds are returned through Stripe to the card that paid.
Delivery problems
If the download did not work, write to hello@yourlastcourse.store with the email address you paid with and the file will be sent directly.
Your data
Payment is processed by Stripe, which holds the card details. This site does not store them. Your email address is held only in the Stripe record of your purchase, and is used only to handle a refund or a delivery problem. The site counts page views with Vercel Web Analytics. It sets no cookies, builds no profile of you, and records no personal data — only totals.
Contact
hello@yourlastcourse.store. A real person reads it.